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Things I'm Looking Forward to in the New Year
10. Falling asleep with my head in my palm 9. Waking up with a sore wrist 8. Looking at my wrist in a mirror 7. Convincing myself that my wrist needs surgery 6. Convincing a doctor that my wrist needs surgery 5. Saying something like "I'm not leaving here until you give my wrist surgery" 4. Surgery 3. Waking up from surgery to something funny on TV like Happy Gilmore 2. Self-administering morphine while reading Michael Crichton's "Jurassic Park" 1. Not knowing whether I'm shitting or not
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when i had surgery i stole a bag of used testicles while i pretended to be doing my 'first pee.' you know how they make you have that 'first pee' before you can leave the hospital. what is that? like, i can't wait to pee at home? in fact, i messed up on my first pee and almost fainted or whatever so they made me stay an extra hour before i squeezed out a enough urine that they let me go home! my dad said we could have whatever i wanted for dinner while i was lying on the couch and i was like let's have chinese. i don't remember what i watched, but i had full control of the remote for 2 weeks
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WEEATHERHEAD@gmail.com facebook | twitter | tumblr AJW is the author of numerous poems and short stories, both online and in print. He makes collages here. He is from Wilmette, Illinois. He is an Eagle Scout.
Poetry:
Pop Serial 4 Banango Street Aesthetix Pop Serial 3 Shallow The Broome Street Review (print) The Scrambler HTMLGiant Metazen Juked, Juked 2 NYU Prize Thing HRM Literary/Arts Journal Fiction: MuuMuu House Juked Misc.: HTMLGiant Author Page Thought Catalog Author Page People I've Interviewed: Matthew Rohrer Matthew Rohrer again Michael Earl Craig David Fishkind Human 500 Harriet Alida Lye Anthony McCann Blake Butler
in alphabetical order
Ben Mirov David Fishkind FreeDarko Her Royal Majesty Jordan Castro Mallory Whitten Miles Ross Tao Lin Timothy Willis Sanders
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