Andrew Weatherhead
adjectives related to the word "knowledge" as told to me by thesaurus.com

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HORRIFYING THINGS I REALIZED WHILE READING FROST THIS AFTERNOON

Both our last names sort of have to do with weather

The possibility of dying in an avalanche is not so unreasonable

I almost cut off my leg once using a chainsaw

I am (was) bleeding from my nose and hands



TEXT MESSAGES SENT TO MY FRIEND MIKE WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR THE SUBWAY (SO HE DIDN'T GET THEM UNTIL MUCH LATER AND ALL AT ONCE)

A guy in the subway is playing the trombone

He's playing that "what if god is one of us" song

They should name that song "lonely jungle"

The m train just came but no one got on it

I'm listening to ELO by myself (ipod)

There are a bunch of asians quietly standing by the stairs

I think they're drunk

Or about to get drunk

And absent-mindedly rape each other

I'm running out of things to notice

I think I want to steal a bike sometime soon

Have you ever done that?

I think I did that 3 times in high school

And they are among my fondest memories

The trombone guy is still playing but I think he's just playing random notes

When I said I was listening to ELO earlier I was lying

A large crowd is around the trombone guy even though he's running out of ideas and energy I think

It would be funny if he got tired and went to sleep in his trombone case then everyone carried him out of the subway like a funeral or something

I'd help carry for sure

Today when I was peeing at a urinal my stomach growled like an airplane passing overhead

And for a moment I thought that what it was but it wasn't

Train is here

It's full of people

Probably won't get a seat

You don't have to read all of this

I was just entertaining myself



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AJW is the author of numerous poems and short stories, both online and in print. He makes collages here. He is from Wilmette, Illinois. He is an Eagle Scout.